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"Before I ordered your monkey, I was a wreck of human being. I had a small child with a washed up rock star who couldn't stay sober long enough to get drunk. I tried breast enhancements, syndicated TV, and staring in as many trashy movies that would allow my squeaky voice on their soundtrack. None of it made me happy. Then my husband left and I kept making a fool of myself trying to get him back. I needed help but I needed it quietly so that the tabloids wouldn't talk. Your 'Incognito Emotional Coping Monkey' did the trick. I pretended that I'd been knocked up by Dennis Rodman, because, who hasn't these days. Dressed like the average Hollywood 'GAP baby', no one notices him making the difficult decisions for me." -Pam A. in Brentwood, CA