Step One:  Choose Your Monkey

    Safety Monkey:  Comes with his or her own diapers, to limit initial fecal flings

   Incognito Monkey:  You can pretend it's the product of an unplanned pregnancy

    Chauffer Monkey:  Most monkey's can't drive, but maybe you should let him try

Step Two:  Select Your  Issues

    Chronic Bed-Wetting      Depression      Uncontrollable Road Rage      Lifelong Democrat

    Bad Breaker-Upper      Own More than one Cat      Home-Schooled

  Resident of Alabama      Supermodel who married a washed up rock star

  Animal rights activist appalled at the notion of people enslaving animals to live semi-productive lives

Step Three:  Choose Your method of Payment

Please Select Method of Payment Stolen Sears Credit Card First Born Child Ex-Husband's Golf Clubs and Course Membership Ex-Wife's Lottery Winnings