| Term |
Definition |
| Shopping Potential |
Much like potential of a charge to flow across a conductor,
certain restaurants or nightclubs have the ability to make women and men buy clothes that
they would wear to this place. |
| Bulimic Factors |
The amount of emotional will it would take to vomit out food
this good or bad. A place with a high bulimic factor would, for
instance, drive a bulimic person insane as they would desperately want to
purge, but out of sheer respect for the meal, they would deal with their
guilt ridden satisfaction. |
| Speedo |
An idea or invention that obviously was meant as a joke, but
someone took it seriously. |
| Speedom |
The unpleasant freedom that comes from following a Speedo,
much like the freedom that comes from falling off a cliff. |
| Opening Ceremonies |
The ritual of the night on the town prior to actually
arriving at the intended destination. More often than not it's
drinks and dinner. Ideal Opening Ceremonies give all the athletes a
chance to see and be seen by potential players. It differs from each group of friends, but they
all end the same way, just like the Olympics' opening ceremonies. |
| Better than Live from the Budokan |
Better than unremarkable. Cheap Trick recorded an
album in a Tokyo venue that they called the Budokan. The album,
unlike the band, is rather unremarkable, however, it is often their most
remembered work. |
| Shatner |
verb, transitive as in "to Shatner" or "Shatnered"
(past tense). An amazing shift in ego where everything in the rest
conversation becomes about you or you begin to behave like a lounge
singer. |
| Work |
I have no idea what this means, but I pretend to do it while
I mess with my web site. E-Mail jamiemd@yahoo.com
for a full explanation. |
| Referential Currency |
Name dropping, band dropping, or yoga dropping your way in
to a conversation that is obviously too hip for you at its current level. |
| Marketplace |
A scene, nightclub, bar, church singles group or a restaurant. A place where
one trades in phone numbers, overpriced drinks and saliva. |
| Band Dropping |
Mentioning the name of band and thus implying that you
listen to their stuff. NB: Never mention the actual name of one of
their songs. Refer to their songs only as "the new <insert
band name>" as in "Have you heard the new Miracle
Station?" |
| Yoga Dropping |
Comparing a dance move or a hairstyle to a yoga position. |
