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Personal web pages are usually self absorbed tripe pawned off to the world as a "presence".  While this presence is no more notable than an entry in yellow pages, it seems to fulfill the average citizens view that they are just one break away from stardom.  Just in case you are curious, you're not.  The odds of someone catching the way you pick your nose while driving and thinking to themselves "I've got to put that booger eater on the silver screen!" is so astronomically low, it's not worth computing.

This page was last updated on 02/14/06.  Not like you care, but I insert this so that you can benchmark the level of self absorption that I have in my own tripe.